When writing my article and interview i made sure that the tone was chatty and humorous. My target audience will then be interesting in this as it is in their style of language.
Tired of hearing the same playlists on the radio? Or watching the same videos on MTV? Quite frankly, so are we. Something had to be done, so we thought we’d take the law into our own hands and conduct an investigation to see what’s out there with a truly new sound; sorting out the capable newbies from the unoriginal wannabies! We know you’re looking for fresh new sounds before they go mainstream so we’re pleased to reveal to our readers the full report of our investigation with your help.
Ok, so performing a citizens arrest on a few newly signed artists who we thought were prime suspects in our investigation wasn’t the most orthodox method of capturing new talent…certainly if anyone was on the wrong side of the law it was probably us! But after a few mug shots and our rather unprofessional interview process, using your questions sent in and collecting some evidence we felt we were in a position to find out what’s out there.
The proof, as they say, is in the pudding. We didn’t have any pudding but we did offer our bands some teas, coffees and biscuits – but only after they coughed up no less than three of their songs for us to take down as evidence. It was these songs that would enable us to determine which of our bands really had what it takes to cut it in our LIVE FEED investigation – and those that would be punished to a life sentence in their basements. It might be tough, but we’ve just had enough of the same old music!!
INTERVIEW
"Anything you say or sing will be taken doen as evidence against you."
Start of the interview, start of the day, what did you have for breakfast?
Nick: I would like to say that we all sat down together and ate a lovely nutritious breakfast, but we stopped off at McDonalds on the way to here. (BiBi butts in) Hey an egg McMuffin is healthy, I was watching a programme the other day and a chocolate muffin and a coffee has more calories.
Nick: Keep telling yourself that my dear. (Gives her a pat on the back)
What’s your favourite body part?
James: Well Dave will have to say his hair. He likes to think that he’s wolverine.
BiBi: not as good looking though.
Charlie: I will leave mine to your imagination
(Everyone laughs)
Whos gets all the girls/ boys?
James: Dave always seems to attract the men, he secretly loves it.
Dave: You’re just jealous of my good looks.
James: Clearly
Who’s your favourite disney character?
Dave: Because we’re on tour at the moment, on the journeys we have got through quite a lot of DVDs and I’m proud to say that The Little Mermaid was one of them, and we all loved it! We all had a sing along, well James did.
Charlie: I’m more of a Cinderella fan, she was my first love
(Band looks at him in disgust)
Biggest musical influence?
Tara: We have supported Example recently, which we were honoured to do. They are crazy live.
Charlie: What got me into singing mind you was the Disney films, such good tunes!
Adidas, Carbrini or converse?
Nick: Can’t beat the old converses.
BiBi: I’m sorry but I cant help relating Carbrini to a bunch of chavs... maybe because it rhymes with Lambrini.
Leading on to the next question what would be your celebratery drink be if you win?
Nick: Well I know what not to buy BiBi.
(BiBi giggles quietly)
Dave: you can’t beat a nice pint of Guinness
BiBi: I’ll have some champagne if your offering.
Craziest thing you guys have ever done?
James: Before I say this we were young, immature and drunk. We hired a taxi and went around London egging people on Halloween-it was fun, until we got the bill.
Dave: Hey you guys still owe me for that!
If you got the most votes how would you thank your beloved fans?
Charlie: We will do a free gig somewhere.
Taylor: Dave will run the London marathon naked.
Dave: WTF.
Taylor: For all your male fans.
Your heard what these guys had to say now. We now call Tulip to the stand...
results of this weeks suspects in next months issue.
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